Wench - Part 1 ♥

Wenchy-Face ♥

I have said I will do personal blogs for each of my dearests & I will do a more in depth blog about this certain sexy lady but after a loverly phone call with Laura discussing how fit we are & how funny we are I thought i'd do a quick blog on some of my favorite things we have ever said!!! Italic is anything she has wrong and anything in Bold is by me --

♥ "Yeah, we scissor all the time. I'm scissoring right now..wait....that wouldn't work, would it??...." my conversations are not normal tonight :/ ahahaa

♥ "Just sat therrrr chillin'..chillin' with ma boooooooobzz...."

♥ Laura Smith just admit it....we totally doinked ;) ♥

Secret doinking five ;) ♥

Now public doinking five ;) ♥

♥ Hey Lisa! I heard you lied and said we didn't do it. Admit it. We doinked.

Doinkk!!

♥ "You know what doctor; I'm getting a little tired of your sexual innuendo"

In your endo ;)

♥ Don't leave me hangin'!!!!

♥ That was the quickest, but most in depth gossip I've had for aaaages!! Got the last week covered in about 10minutes!! ♥

♥ Super excited for a power gossip with my estranged wife later on - we have lots and lots to talk aboot, she's in for a treat and a good cheering up after some scummy poo face stole her phone!! I have lots of dirt to dish!!!! ;)

♥ Erin Courtesan' Vachre I love your hard hat ;) you a sexyyyy biiiitch!! Fahahaha ♥

♥ "Stop being a whiney little woman-bitch" :')

♥ Erin Courtesan' Vachre....I bid thee farewell and goodnight!!
Thou shalt speaketh with thy wench early in the morrow....

Try not to have too many naughty dreams about me dickface!! ;) ♥

Random pointless blog but I had to show you hahah we tend to talk in old english & insult each other but it's fun pahahah

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