Rant Rant Rant ♥

EVERYONEEE knows Facebook

is the route of ALL EVIL!!

**Insert Mega arsey Looonnnnggg Rant Below**

***Facebook really is the cause of all arguments! Bloody hell people need to stop taking other peoples opinions to heart! Grow up! If you don't like what people write then don't read it or simply go to that "unfriend" button and click it you absolute moron!!! ***

After reading a status on Facebook I couldn't help but join in one of the most pettiest arguments on one of my mother's status' giving her opinion on men! She's hormonal today & felt like expressing her opinion saying - "Lesley Vachre - is annoyed now"

Just in general calling men stupid because she's all emotional & her boyfriend is probably annoying her!

Now I will admit both my mother & I are Facebook addicts & DO post alot of status', usually moaning about something or another! But everyone knows us for that & they are usually funny & end up having good discussions on the subjects!

So yh this particular status' has turned into a funny but argumentative discussion due to one of her "friends" ranting and moaning about something she clearly knows nothing about!

Hmmmmm is it worth showing you all?

If you get bored STOP reading ;)

Yehhhhh go on then!!

But it does get super duper funnt so if you can be bothered reading then its worth it!

Yellow - For My Mum

Green - For Me

Red - For The Silly Woman Arguing

Blue - For My Auntie

Pink - My Mum's Friend

Orange - Mum's other friend

 Purple - My super Duper Gay Brother

Men Are Stupid

Why

Because men are stupid and i am hormonal

Ommmm whats wrong  

Nowt much - just men are just stupid

I have to disagree:)

Bloody men, usually not so stupid just bloody selfish! Hope you ok xxxxx

No, I agree. Men are stupid. But then again, if they were at all clever, they'd be dangerous wouldn't they!? x

To be honest it's mainly hormonal me of course mum - maybe my readers would like to read this - give them something to laugh about

Not like you lol

Still disagree:) some pissin women are stupid

Yeah stupid for putting up with bloody men lol

Zoe I know some very clever and also very stupid members of both sexes - I alternate between clever and stupid on a regular basis

Ur not stupid just mentally challenged lol

Well if ya dont like ya man fuck him off - not hard is it?

(So here's where it starts to kick off)

Mentally something that's for sure

Zoe - wtf? Have you read anything I've wrote???

Or just don't have one. Simples.

Don't remember saying I didn't like my man only that he was selfish

Excuse me? I've read ALL comments and mine are directed at everyone in general 

 never said I didn't like him in fact I think I've said that it's mainly me being hormonal

Well whatever why would anyone be with anyone who is selfish/stupid? I certainly wouldn't.

I will remember not to make rash sweeping generalisations on a social networking site again

Best had!

Blah blah blah blah

Oh lighten up Zoe

Hahaha still nursing my rib where its cracked from all the laughing, hey I'm light as a feather

Are you ok Zoe?

 I'm just fine

It's just that seeing as you have just had a total major over reaction - I just wondered if you were ok

No really the rib is cracked - :)

Zoe, as a good friend of Lesley's, I can safely say that you appear to have taken her comments a tad too much to heart. Perhaps it's best if you sleep it off love and apologise in the morning.

I'll sleep nothing off 'love' and I'll not apologise for having my own opinion.

Who put 10p in you? Take your opinions else where "love" (clearly because im funny) 

lol lol

Lol lol shut up!

Oh dear we do seem to have our knickers in a twist don't we?

Claire im not wearing any ;) pahaha silly people these days eh?

I'm not annoyed anymore - in fact I'm proper cheery (yay I cheered her up)

Coz your daughter is gorgeous

Oh this is fun:)

Well that therapeutic moan ended up cheering me up no end . Things could be worse!

Well yes you are and I would like to explain that the reason that she and in fact I are knicker less is because we are in fact in our pj's - I don't want anyone jumping to any opinions now

it would be if you had actually told us what your opinion actually was....????

Its not a game zoe! Go enjoy being silly somewhere else! Much appreciated! Grown up are so silly mummy!!

Lol this is better than therapy:)

Have u not run out of 10p's yet love

This is better than Angry Birds

Nope - keep going:)

Mum too far! Nothing is better than angry birds

Do one! I thought i was the teenager growing up but looks like your the one who needs to grow up

Sorry babe - there is at least one angry bird on here though lol

Why do I need to grow up? I'm enjoying it all - everyone enjoys a little laughter don't they?

So your opinion is a joke? Agreed! Cheers for clearing that up love x

Yes we do enjoy laughter especially when it involves laughing at pathetic grown women ♥

And Lesley I don't recall being angry?

Hey Erin - watch your plurals

oooh I can hear the reverse siren .... meep, meep, meep

Hey i was talking in general! Yano like people do! Just my opinion mum dont take it to heart

I recall saying what I think!! Was any of it angry? I think not

It's getting louder!!

Keep it coming - cheaper than my therapist!!!!

Therapist? So you are officially unstable then?

Bloody hell someone escaped the looney bin! Hmmm should i get a therapist who do you recommend love?

Well you need someone to talk to when you've nursed both your mum and nan through death in 17 months but hey make your own call on the unstable bit (so here she plays the sympathy card)

So u want to use the sympathy card now?

You want the number of mine Erin? Oh no sorry as you still have your mum - just saying love

No and never have just saying I have therapy and the reason why. But come on keep going

Well Zoe whilst i'm sorry to hear of your troubles, you maybe need to try and put your brain in gear before commenting. You've caused offence here and perhaps found a way to add to your troubles rather than ease them.

im pretty bored now! i'm watching friends - far more entertaining o and im blogging about rants! ill send u the link if u want

Just like therapy it's good to blow off a little steam on here with "friends" without someone having a go about your problem

Can I be in this blog again???? Please I live to be in your blogs

Best thing is I wasn't even moaning about my boyfriend. I was actually moaning about a stupid man

Going fishing Les?

Oh please pftttt my troubles will always be with me it's life it's got knack all to do with what I've said here tonight in fact I've been quite cheery, I've said what I've thought and haven't called anyone I've just said as I

I like fishing as long as the fish ate just metaphorical. And yes Erin - I'm sure you're Russian fans will be entertained

My cousin lives in russia

is she called smirnoff?

Which one? Ivana humpalott

Ivanadrinkalot

Vladivar?

So funny Claire  

Do you mean my cousin or someone else? Cos no he us called Richard lol

I didn't know you had a cousin called Richard who lived in Russia? Why does he live there?

Oh dear name calling

Who's calling you namesZoe?

Lol funny Lesley:)

Right you wierdo, no one was calling you a name (well except for wierdo but lets have it, it seems to be a pretty accurate name)

I think you are trying to create problems

for yourself because of everything else that's going on

I'm not calling you names. If you mean the russian names well that's just good old Austin Powers etc  

Are you sure this is the best thing for you right now?

Oh Claire please don't patronize me

Oh I'm laughing my head off please don't stop on my account

I won't break down and break promise

cant break someone once it's already broken

i really hope you get the help you need honey. And soon

Oh believe me I'm in one piece

You can't unscramble a scrambled egg

well you're doing a fantastic job of hiding it.

I hide nothing

As you probably aware of

right guys i leave u alone for 10mins and i have 5000 notifications! shut up zoe now do u not have anything better to do than moan? mum give me ur chocolate! auntie mooobieee when am i having the girls and claire is leo missing me

Erin - no chocolate - I need it as I'm hormonal

Not really got the time to go back and forth with you love. I think you are hiding behind new problems and I think you should discuss that with your therapist next time you meet with him/her. I wish you well. That's my complete and final opinion. You can argue against my opinion , that's your right; but you don't know me and will therefore always provide worthless counter arguments.

Oh dear 5000, I must be missing some!!

well mother thats the last time i buy u chocolate!

Choc is a substitute for a man Erin leave her with it

Zoe you're definitely missing something

Ermmmmm what's that

Only you and possibly your therapist could know that

ZOE SERIOUSLY YOUR BORING ME!! go away nobody here likes you! if you want you can tell ur therapist that a mean teenage girl shouted at you but use your last few brainsells and what ever dignity you have left to do something productive with your evening besides annoying the hell out of people better than you! if you want to make arsey comments towards a girl young enough to be your daughter well then your just stupid and immature and to be honest i have no time for adults who are more imature than my 3year old brother!

Lol worthless!! That's a good one:)

Now you're not even making sense / is that in relation to volume consumed?

Lesley please don't play the smart arse card.

Sense of humour comes to mind!

But why not? Why should you have all the fun with the smart arse cards. Don't be selfish - share them

Volume consumed?

Oh Erin you're a fistey one:) 

mum she doesnt have smart arse cards she has sympathy cards
i have funny cards
you have all the smart arse cards you want

Oh lol

Where's mo gone? 

to shout at her stupid man (my aunties fella and me do not get on!!!)

Eek I hope she means feisty and not fistey Erin lol

Well to be fair - Martin is stupid

I can mean both if you like

Still here and no he is selfishly asleep lol

You should sing the green door to him

Fistey - is that a sexual term?

You calling my man stupid?

Yeah - he's stupid and selfish but that's just my opinion

How very dare you! Lol

 

Here my brother joins in & makes it all gay & funny ♥ 

 

Fistey? Zoe you are not flirting with her are you?

Trust the gay to latch into that comment lol

gays want ALL the attention!!

does your stupid man still hate me?

Well i think guys are horrible too! :)

He doesn't hate you - he just finds you really really annoying - isn't that right Mo

It's cos you are too clever for him lol

Jamie you're too late - she has left the convo - which is a damn Shame cause I was enjoying myself. Oh well - same time tomorrow night?

Be there or be square lol

Damn i would have started throwing glitter and unicorns about the place! You know the typical gay inventory :)

Just don't bring your opinions because they are bad

Makes a change from throwing hissy fits anyway

Well hissy fits are a bargain! 4 for a quid!!! :)

Ooh - have you any left or did Zoe already buy them all off you?

I think we both shop at bitches'r'us i have a loyalty card and everything :)

Hey - I already do

Your mum has the platinum card! Wanna see the points she has accrued!

Aunty Mo has the franchise

I have only reached gold standard putting someone through therapy will upgrade my membership :) shame i'm too late :)

She can't sleep apparently so she might be back

I am sure there will be other chances xx

Anyways i am off to bed now its no fun bitching when they dont bitch back :) night y'all :) x

Night night my handsome not stupid at all but slighty selfish little man

oooo she was calling me fiesty? ooooo is she sexy i might be in for a chance! damn u zoe where have u gone?? as for bitchrus thing i believe i was co founder ;) jamie ur gaying up fb with all ur gaynesss

Love you - night x

 

So that entertained me for about 2hours! It was rather fun & I doubt any of you have actually read this far down but if you have I hope it entertained you as much as us!